I should turn the brightness on my new monitor down before I burn my retinas too badly

So I’m trepidatious [sic] about turning 19, but also a little excited.

Why? When I was 15, all my 15 year old friends who were female had 19 year old boyfriends. They’d even confirm to me that 19 was the perfect age.

So… bring it on.

Also I really, really want a cigarette.